Mocktale: Rahul Gandhi credits himself for Bihar victory
Shashank Tiwari | Nov 9, 2015, 03.26 PM ISTinShare
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Mocktale: Rahul Gandhi credits himself for Bihar victory
Rahul Gandhi credits himself for Bihar victory
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Congress members, who credit Rahul Gandhi for everything, even good weather could not stop showering praises on him for the win in Bihar elections. Shashi Tharoor congratulated Rahul Baba for being the architect of Mahaghatbandhan and someone reminded him that Rahul was as much the architect of the Grand Alliance as he was of the Taj Mahal.
In the recently concluded Bihar elections, Congress ended up on the winning side and party members could hardly believe that people actually voted for them. After recovering from the shock, they attributed the win to Rahul Gandhi and hailed him as a visionary, as lying and sycophancy comes naturally to them.
"After Modi's relentless Congress-mukt-bharat mission, we thought we were finished and erased from public memory, just like Maggi. But people have proved their love for unhealthy things by bringing both Maggi and Congress back," an excited Sanjay Jha said.
"If people can put their faith in Lalu Prasad Yadav, who was a much bigger scamster than all our party members combined, then all is not lost for the Congress party. We have to be patient and wait for people to forget about our scams. Given the massive number of scams we carried out, forgetting them will take some time," he told our Mocktale reporter, sounding hopeful.
Impressed by Rahul Baba's tactics in Bihar elections, US presidential candidate Donald Trump has asked the Congress Vice-President to lend him a helping hand and teach some tricks of the trade. However, Trump stumbled upon Rahul Gandhi's speeches on YouTube and has given up all the plans of collaborating with him.
When this news reached Rahul, he made it clear that he was more interested in Thailand's politics than America's and left for a holiday to his favorite destination.
Stories in Mocktale are works of fiction intended to bring a smile to your face. They bear no connection to events and characters in real life.
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